twinkpop:

when your mama takes the cookies out of the oven

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barack-obottm:

when your science teacher hands you back a bad test grade

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(Source: cashewmonster, via emptycupboard)

kanyewesticle:

i wonder what satan will bring me for christmas this year

(via katsumilovesapplesauce)

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abrotion:

cleopat-ra:

abrotion:

a 30 y/o drunk man came up to me in a nightclub the other night and said “the economy might be shit but at least we have niall horan” 

i’m having trouble believing this

i live in ireland the only thing irish men love more than themselves is niall horan 

(Source: abrotion, via bumcasta)

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on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine

(Source: clavid, via theisluke)

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edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

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awakenedvibrations:

๑ The Realm of Awakened Vibrations 

awakenedvibrations:

๑ The Realm of Awakened Vibrations 

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assiest:

soy milk is spanish for ‘i am milk’

(via sstyls)

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scaryclara:

i began by saying “yo” sarcastically, now it’s how i start half of my sentences 

(Source: jeffswingrs, via baileysays)

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